Robert (a.k.a. Sundini), a Las Vegas native born in the summer of '71, is proof positive that there's something horribly wrong with the tap water in Southern Nevada. At the age of three, he was separated from his family while camping outside of Area 51. Raised by aliens and surviving on a diet of radiated cactus and beef, his appetite was the reason cattle mutilations were up 875% from '73 to '92. That's not important. What is important is that he started doing caricatures at the Excalibur Hotel & Casino for Fasen Arts on April 1st, 1992, and has been doing so ever since. His art style is a party favorite, and his behavior has been both professional and well mannered since his partner in crime, Celestia Ward, started using the cattle prod.

Sundini can create a black and white caricature in roughly four minutes, and his likenesses are so accurate, yet so stretched, that several states require him to paste a warning label on his forehead before drawing anyone.

• SERVES: Las Vegas & Henderson NV Nevada.
• RATE*: $130 per hour for black and white drawings or $175 per hour for color drawings. 2-hour minimum. Travel charges may apply.
• SPEED**: Up to 15 people per hour, black & white, heads only
  10 to 12 people per hour, black & white, with bodies
  Up to 6 people per hour, color, heads only
  3 to 4 people per hour, color, with bodies
• SIZE: 12" x 16"
• GROUP DRAWINGS: Up to 8 people in one picture (takes as long as 8 separate drawings). Can use larger paper for larger groups
• MEDIA: Pencil on paper. Airbrush for color caricatures.
• REQUIRES from customer: 3 armless chairs, electric outlet. Full shade if outside